


What do you think? Hattie (walking in the living room to see Carlton in a dress being sewn by Will): Six years of Oprah and this is still a shock. Will: Carlton, They're not gonna send you to jail for cheating on a test.Ĭarlton: I wasn't talking about jail, I was talking about public school! Granny Gets Busy Will: Hey, grandma. I'll have to get a Jheri Curl and tattoo. And, with my newfound wealth, I shall be able to treat myself to a Happy Meal!Ĭarlton: I'll be subjected to overcrowding, bad food, and daily threats of violence. Philip: Geoffrey, after seeing your good work this past year, we have decided to increase your pay by twenty dollars per week. Will:(to Ashley) And fortunately, you're too young to know what he was waving. Hilary: Geoffrey just looked back and gave a sad little wave.
This Windex? Can you say that little man? Will: Than why are you using car wax on the window?! (patronizing voice) This a window. Will: Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, all right? But I won't hesitate to throw it in your face if you don't leave me alone.Ĭarlton: Well, everyone still knows I have the superior intellect.(he sprays the kitchen window) Somewhere, there's an Asian Will Smith and he's really ticked. PSAT Pstory (Will and Carlton enter the kitchen with cleaning equipment)Ĭarlton:(about the PSAT) I don't believe it. We got fresh fish, you can look at our tank, to get to the bathroom make a left at the plank. Will: Welcome to the Briny Deep, where none of our prices are ever too steep. You'd believe that boy if he told you that he was a big rap star whose album just went platinum. Will Gets a Job Vivian: Maybe Will did get a job. Will: That's it, Uncle Phil! You're grounded! Y'know, I'd be happy to prescribe something for that. Hoover: I think you must have her confused with yo' mama. Right down to the low, sloping forehead, and the wide jaw suitable for grains and small rodents! Dr. Philip: Well, speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter suits the criminal profile to a T. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter oughta be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized. Will: Okay, time out! Time out! Philip: Hey, hey, hey! Let's stick to the topic, okay? Dr. Hoover: Impressive! You must've been quite an athlete in your thinner days. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Wharton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through. Hoover, the school where you got your degree? You find it on the back of a matchbook? Will: Please, my humble brothers, please. Philip: Vivian! Will: Hey, good news, people. Vivian: No, Miss Thing, but I got a couple small words for you. Vivian: And what is that supposed to mean? Mrs. This is where a child acts out the repressed hostility of an unhappy home. Hoover: Oh, it's definitely displaced aggression syndrome. Hoover, I'm afraid I would have to give a second opinion before I could believe that. Hoover: Your daughter suffers from displaced aggression syndrome. Will: Hey, hey, HEY! Don't you be dissin' my bear! The Mother of All Battles Dr. I'm goin' outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers!

No one knew what was happening, no one was relating my behavior on the set of ‘Fresh Prince’ to my ill-conceived foray into the dangerous psychological world of method acting in ‘Six Degrees.Did the Earth Move for You? Will: I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves. “Alfonso stepped up and took the comedic weight. “For the first few episodes the writers had to write away from my character and toward Carlton,” wrote Smith. Ribeiro was the comedic relief for 10 episodes, according to Smith. He said that Ribeiro rose to the occasion and shined in his moment. Smith said his co-star Alfonso Ribeiro picked up the slack and became the comedic relief, in more ways than one. He also revealed that he struggled so much returning to comedy that the show’s writers had to focus the scenes on supporting characters. “In a moment of career-saving comedic inspiration,” said Smith, “I ad-libbed, ‘Come on, you’re making a mountain out of a mole, Hil.’” Hilary was being petty because the teacher had a mole on the side of his nose, and Smith’s comedic skills re-appeared during the scene. The former rapper described a scene he was filming where his character tries to get Hilary, played by Karyn Parsons, to go on a date with his teacher. Smith said his mojo returned midseason after he’d hired writers from his hometown of Philadelphia to help him get back into character.
